Passion believes her dentist is out to get her. I think she is right.
Here is a conversation from her last appointment:
Dentist: Hi Passion. Our new assistant here will learn how to check your braces now.
Passion (sarcastically, while rolling her eyes): GREAT!
She’s also realizing at this point that the dentist must save all of the new assistants to train them on her at her monthly appointments.
Dentist (to the assistant): So, you wrap the rubber band on the pliers and…
New Assistant (in a perky voice): Oh, so THAT’S how you do it!
Dentist: That’s not how you do it. You got her lip.
New Assistant: But I put the rubber band on.
Dentist: You’ve also got her lip!!
Passion(thinking): Why am I stuck with these idiots? (out loud): Grrrr!!!!
I think she has inherited my luck with dentists. Since I moved to US I have had THE. WORST. dentist appointments. In Canada, I absolutely LOVED going to the dentist! That might have also had something to do with the fact that it was probably the only place I could escape from my two very young and demanding children. Spending an hour in a reclined position with nothing to do and no demands on you (except for keeping your mouth open)…I used to call that bliss.
My first dentist here was a complete idiot! He totally messed up two of my teeth. At two different times. He insisted that my fillings which were older than 10 years needed to be replaced, which lead to the haziest two weeks of my life. I ended up on some heavy duty pain killers taken every two hours for the next fourteen days. I don’t even like to take an ibuprofen when I have a headache! This was followed by an emergency root canal (done by a different dentist) and a crown for the tooth. So I ended up paying about ten times what I should’ve spent on that filling replacement, not to mention all the pain and annoyance I had to go through.
I guess, since I was so drugged up, I didn’t learn my lesson because I went back to the same guy for the second filling. During this time he dropped these heavy metal pliers they use to clip the rubber dam to the back teeth, smack down on my mouth from waaaay above. Granted I was already numb at the time, but the sickening sound of the metal hitting my front teeth and the thought that I’ll end up with a fat lip made me quite queasy. Of course, I was not lucky enough to have this little procedure go right from the first, so when I called the next day in pain they told me to come on over, they could fix it, no problem. They made the filling too high, so all they needed was to file it down in places. I got hooked up with a newbie who, get this! CATCHES MY TONGUE in the electric file. The woman is lucky she is still alive! I now have a new dentist, but I still get almost sick with apprehension before each appointment.